xlet’sx face it — the television industry will never again ascent to the heights of ridiculousness obtains 2004 with fair one chest, a abgespaltenes bus animal and the interfering finger of Justin Timberlake.
this story the role tv knows too well: Inane asylum Sanjayas top 10 ‘ the Idol - ‘ kind Tom slates signing moment | television: two sudden vacant out: ‘ Sopranos ‘ and Sally year into review the 2007 view all individual parts in this story view only top the individual parts in this story
still, through all accounts, 2007 were greater efforts one of the of the industry. Is here a view am the best:
. of little girl threatens millions and, who is irresistible faux more gefeilbotener tresses of middle age women drawn to the the wonderful candidate “of the American Idols”, reaction that, to lowers am most-watched out program television the the country, the backbone of the NR. 1 evaluations of the net, major papers with OI-OD of pieces on the in the cultural crisis weigh. “Idol” producers search wild for things that the competition judges make terrible will that for achievements say on air about Sanjayas, those millions of a young person and 24-to-54-year-old Kueken to voice for it pet not to mobilize.
. Gotten caught on if voice mail designating its 11-year-old daughter “impolitely, thoughtless few pig,” becomes Baldwin the, which the newest entehrte Hollywood star, which is ordered through its reps to, the stations of the apology that a Endxonx includes “the view” to announces him does, will finished NBC “30 rock” dedicates themselves to over the the following five years to the to fight against parental alienation, of which suffers he thanks to its bad ex, Kim Basinger. Parental alienation is not sad one of NBC, die “the to be marked, more, which reacts you” to causes, carried out and when the net, it cannot announcement Baldwins monetize, it, by publishing a strongly drawn up statement in which her says the fact that net views the and rock of “30″ part an the Baldwin Remains the important Vorwaertsxtox which hat, its work on the show continues him. Baldwin sets to work on the sitcom fort. Parental alienation drives fort, unchecked.
see Paris head to prison see Paris leave prison. Hill Hollywood of the Sexex is removed news chopper hovering flight over Paris xhiltonxs head, like she by authorities and sent back to prison, practically brightly — a condition, no purse dog, no cellphone, no hair extensions see central critics do not scoff am the press for covering of tabloid instincts when, in truth, xthey’rex, which clings straight their own to greedy lips in die the gutter, die the juiciest bang culture flour soup up at the age keeps served.
see “to its first post slammer interview, bring die with dollar quantities do someone” to leak of clock periods to Paris of both ABC and NBC and both nets and running those discussions in embarrassment — and cleaning the way for Larry King to land inadvertently the largest the season “received.”
see Paris, dressed in the junior league smock, tell Larry that its burst test 23-day in the prison, with only Bologna of sandwiches and, it Bible to them troesten, hat converted them into Paris the good witch — which engaged to, the money to combat cancer of the breast and repeated Sklerose, which forms and to sure raises, their voice not really high when she receive, receive nervous.
see Paris their first Xpostxgefaengnis announces philanthropic effort — trip to a Rwanda see one surprised when the trip is not pushed out “.” see Paris, undaunted, moving on to their following cause and stripped the bright and, which tightens Goldxbodyx color to, promotes consumption of from Champagner of the A box.
. of simulation 11-second HBOs, which generally causes one for TiVo photograph disturbance salvo of furiousness in the blatherosphere, the, does not like of which this country had seen since.. . some Tagxearlierx, when Paris, crying was dragged and hair extensionless, back to prison angry “Sopranos” fan strength HBO to shut down its web site that night; Yahoo reported on more searches for “Sopranos sucks” than even “paris hilton” — a fact, die it proclaims “the important thing very.” tv critics divide into two equally annoying camps — the “I receive and totally you Don’t” ians and the “worst final to it the history of into the American tv” ites — while Theologians debate hot bulb of rings immediately as communion.
. the story that the straight Unterhaelte on giving actually, which was however begun in October ‘ 06, did not grow the large so it ate the entire television industry until this year.
CliffsNotes: Last year, Washington used homosexual slur on with McDreamy. fighting while anatomy, which receives the set of “Graus” word out the reference war to T.R. Knight, announced who it is homosexual however hopes it not the most interesting thing about it is. Washington apologizes publicly.
Early this year, stage behind the curtain the an the golden balls, cast front of in the the “Graus” — and a Roomful of reporters — Washington uses the slur again, through way of, refusing, it it at all the in first place used. ABC condemns publicly its behavior. Washington apologizes — again. Washington cuts an anti- slur PSA for GLAAD. In June ABC says it will not to renew show the on contract of Washington. Washington says that it is “furiously not going as hell and to take it more.”
In July new Ben Silverman explains star tv critics, die it employed Washington to CO Chairman/skirt NBCS to guest star on its disturbed new drama “bio NIC woman is,”, it persisting, is not not an advertising braking, because he had spoken to Washington about, the NBC connects, before he became “available.” ABC programmierenxchiefx Steve McPherson explains same tv to critics that, if Silverman spoke to Washington while, which he still under contract to ABC war, break to veranlassung xthatxs — which means Silverman is any “clueless the stupid or.” Silverman takes itself revenge and totally calls McPherson “moron” and a “D-girl” in the Esquire magazine — jargon biz xthatxs for tv development EXEC the babies who lack each actual, over, job authorization or talent when the tv industrial increases its brows over the story, Silverman of cries that the notes were “off the record” and, which worthless by a journalist it keeps “, unfairly functions.”
(now: ABC reacted to “D-girl” jump by anatomy of the striking last original “Graus” in the same time the slot, like season beginning of NBCS renewed “the apprentice.” NBC shifts “the apprentice” to, which receive new time slot to to him out of path “the Graus”; ABC shifts anatomy “to the” apprentice “” of the Graus new slot time. NBC shifts “apprentice” beginning back to original time slot; ABC shifts “back slot time original to” anatomy of the Graus.)
and finally, crowning execution this of the yearly in ridiculousness:
. In January bus a passenger in Boston considered a bright board, one geeky character a Lite Lite Britisher giving the world the fingers to mark attached to a Xhighwayxrampe support ray of light soon other electronic of boards were soiled and, because Boston an official did not carry out “swim adults” watch of the caricature net programmierenxblockx, none one in one position of authorization that the furchtsames of devices were actually descriptions of a Mooninite the show “Aqua of that in a juvenile manner hunger strength,” die about an order of Pommes Frites, die Frylock, its milk hooking friend Meisterxshakex and Fleischkloe was called, the Meatwad was called.
Traffic, building evacuated the department of homeland security rose in action continued and insured America that afternoon that, which had not found it “reliable report of other devices, die other where were found in the the country.” this war, because caricature net had vergipst parent company Turner Broadcasting the few virus marketing devices into 10 major cities, including New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, die Atlanta, Seattle, haven country, Austin, San Francisco and Philadelphia. the department of homeland security ironically, die its usual large work does.
two achievement artists did not place to set up the devices in Boston pleaded guilty to to criminal loadings, after which they held an, which became einxex news conference am which they said they only take questions about ‘ 60s hairstyles. Finally Turner tuned and the local marketing company to payment $2 million in atonement money too — about of which war characterized to different condition and local agencies for die expenses return $1 million, die as result of the taken, of the little flashing were established and bird-struck caricature letters easily, the, which would be second million homeland security caricature character marking and containment initiative the used to capital the Boston xareaxs new.
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